11:22 am
Funny but NotThis weekend The Man called his mother in the hospital. As soon as she picked up the phone she started right in with the delusional talk.
"Not one doctor has come in to see me."
"The aren't giving me ANY medicine."
"I guess I'm going to die here."
The Man asked her what she wanted him to do. She responded, "Well, I guess there's nothing you can do. I guess my sons just want me to die."
Then she pretty much hung up on him.
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8:56 am
SnobsOh, man. I was just over at Mental_Floss reading the comments for this post. Here is a quote from one commenter called "Jenni":
i only read books on par with anna karenina. i don’t think i’ve read a book published after 1920 or so in the last five years..but it isn’t to feel superior. i genuinely find these books to be far better written than books today. that’s what i dislike about the article and some of the comments. as long as you’re not alliterate, you’re fine in my book. i don’t see why people need to be labeled as pretentious, or conversely, simple-minded, just because they prefer the canon or because they like chick lit and john grisham.
Yes, pretentious bitch not only doesn't use capitalization, she thinks the word "alliterate" means being unable to read or write.